Mafia

I learned how to play Mafia on Saturday night. This game proves the following facts about me:
1. I have a tough time defending myself when people think I'm guilty even though I am truly innocent.
2. I cannot tell a lie without getting caught.

This was my first time playing, and luckily I wasn't part of the Mafia. I was hoping to be the Archangel, which would have been such a natural role for me. In the end, I was just a "surf" (citizen).